Last night my dad and mom and stepsister and her husband hosted a party. They had about 50 guests.My wife and I were there and we brought up a subject which has changed my schedule of posts.
The big topic of discussion was the Crazy one's new "Church." It kind of set a new tone, as several guests did not believe what we were telling them. Between screams of laughter, several questions emerged. So here they are.
The Crazy one instructs those participating in the on-line(blog)Eucharist to get a glass of liquid and a piece of bread to get ready. Sure, he suggests something made from grapes,add a little liquor, and will celebrate the Eucharist.
First question. Will a scotch and soda suffice for the liquid? A strawberry sody? A Coors? Lemonade?
Second question.Despite the Crazy one's disclaimer, what is his part in this celebration?
Third question. And like unto the second, does the Crazy one in any way affect the elements?
Fourth question. If Mr. Crazy is not essential (or is he?) can anyone put on one of the Crazy one's 'rock' records, for example, and serve Communion to his neighbors. Or following logic, to just himself alone?
Fifth question. If this center service of the Church's practice can be practiced under the above conditions,will the sacrament of Baptism follow shortly from Mr. Crazy?
Sixth question. If five is affirmative, can I Baptize my neighbor in his bathtub? What music does the Crazy one suggest? Can I get in my own shower, and while singing Ave Maria, baptize myself?
Seventh question. Do the handfull of devoted Anglicans in the Crazy one's coterie endorse blog sacraments?
I could go on. But let's see if the "faithful" in the Crazy one's blog church respond. They have all been categized(sp?) by him to ignore those who see him as a crank;delete any comment from their blogs that questions their moral superiority (more on that later). or the Crazy one's favorite,, make up all the lies you can and then block the commenter from replying.
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